[Rapscallion]

Thugs simply stretch tape across entire downtown blocks —maybe three blocks at a time, and prevent all car circulation. Thousands emerge, rugs unfurl, shoes come off, and they all squat sardine-like, thigh to hip.

The way to deal with this is to unleash a few pigs into the crowds....

[WayneS]

Right.

Release about 100 large hogs into the crowd. And the hogs should be wearing custom made t-shirts emblazoned with the legend: “I’m with Mohammed” and a large arrow pointing towards the pigs’ rear ends.

I’d be willing to pay about $25 to watch video footage of something like that on Pay-per-View!

[runninglips]

I plan on going to Spain for the running of the Bulls, then off the Grand Pair eee to watch the stampede of the Swine. Some Arkansas razorbacks, mature and with full tusks would be best.