I didn't know they were hiring.
He was the luckiest one. Now, he will get an apartment, food stamps, medical care, tuition, a drivers license, a car, a cellphone, welfare check, a path to citizenship, and more.
All courtesy of Aunti Napolitano and her unspoken goal of getting as many illegals in the country as she possibly can before she gets the boot in 2012.
Its the ones who escaped who are going to get screwed.