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To: BenLurkin
1. Do not answer the door unless you are expecting visitors. Ever.

2. Do not answer the phone unless caller ID alerts you that it is someone that you know.

3. If by chance, you are passing by the door and someone is there looking through the window, waive merrily and mouth "No thank you" and walk away.

4. Have a long driveway, if possible.

36 posted on 04/01/2011 4:29:12 PM PDT by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: trisham

5.Install a trap door on the porch that leads to the sewer.


37 posted on 04/01/2011 4:38:45 PM PDT by Bigh4u2 (Denial is the first requirement to be a liberal)
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