Because they are low class trash.
LLS
That's the real reason right there! The 0dumb0's are crude, crass, vulgar, publicity-mongoring low life's. 0dumb0's are freaks, dumber than dirt, in fact they are dirt. And plus the royal couple doesn't want to have the biggest freak of all, phat ass mabelle michelle showing up in her flea market costume monstrosities with the flat, flabby boobs and big ass belt!
Exactly.
Correct.