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Paris Hilton Says She's Met All of Her Professional Goals
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| 3-31-11
| Isaac Garrido, Associated Press
Posted on 03/31/2011 6:48:48 AM PDT by Mozilla
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posted on
03/31/2011 6:48:53 AM PDT
by
Mozilla
To: Mozilla
All of her “professional” goals in the oldest profession...
To: Mozilla
Since she’s met all her goals perhaps she can exile herself to Elba, never to be heard from again. Can’t come soon enough.
To: Mozilla
......her own fragrance, B-movies, sex tape and autobiography, all by age 30.
"There's so many people out there who try to imitate what I do but I am the original," Hilton said in an interview with The Associated Press. "There is nothing like me."
Madonna?
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posted on
03/31/2011 6:51:06 AM PDT
by
RangerM
(In Obamanomics, the Japanese Tsunami would be called a stimulus.)
To: Mozilla
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posted on
03/31/2011 6:52:27 AM PDT
by
illiac
(If we don't change directions soon, we'll get where we're going)
To: Mozilla
If she were aware of the irony, it would be very clever. As it is, it just makes one wonder how she maintains heartbeat and respiration, with so few synapses firing.
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posted on
03/31/2011 6:52:39 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Nadie me ama como Jesus.)
To: Mozilla
Damn she be the first bimbo, doubt it.
To: Lonesome in Massachussets
She left out “a raging case of HERPES” by the age of 30.
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posted on
03/31/2011 6:53:56 AM PDT
by
achilles2000
("I'll agree to save the whales as long as we can deport the liberals")
To: Mozilla
(As a former Hilton employee, “higher-up”) I imagine Conrad Hilton Sr. would be distressed to see what she has done to his family name.
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posted on
03/31/2011 6:54:00 AM PDT
by
golux
To: Mozilla
If her goal was to become the worlds most useless idiot, then she has met her goal.
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posted on
03/31/2011 6:54:08 AM PDT
by
mardi59
To: RangerM
The original what? Sans Sex Tape, she’s not even up there with Zsa Zsa Gabor. Who was also famous for being famous. In fact, I believe she’s Paris’ aunt!
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posted on
03/31/2011 6:54:37 AM PDT
by
massgopguy
(I owe everything to George Bailey)
To: rockvillem
Able was I ere I saw Elba.
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posted on
03/31/2011 6:54:37 AM PDT
by
swain_forkbeard
(Rationality may not be sufficient, but it is necessary.)
To: rockvillem
Right. I want her gone because she is annoying and liberal leaning I suppose.
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posted on
03/31/2011 6:54:37 AM PDT
by
Mozilla
To: RangerM
“There is nothing like me.”
Yep, when they made Paris they broke the mold.
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posted on
03/31/2011 6:54:41 AM PDT
by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
To: Mozilla
1. Egotistical rich brat - CHECK
2. Porn whore - CHECK
3. Drug addict - CHECK
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posted on
03/31/2011 6:56:52 AM PDT
by
TSgt
(Colonel Allen West & Michele Bachman - 2012 POTUS Dream Team Ticket!)
To: tet68
Yep, when they made Paris they broke the mold.Was it a plaster of Paris mold?
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posted on
03/31/2011 6:57:06 AM PDT
by
null and void
(We are now in day 798 of our national holiday from reality. - It's 3 AM, where is the 'president'?)
To: tet68
Yep, when they made Paris they broke the mold. I doubt they used a mold. Probably just cut the expenses and poured it on the floor.
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posted on
03/31/2011 6:57:25 AM PDT
by
MamaTexan
(I am a Person as created by the Law of Nature, not a person as created by the laws of Man)
To: golux
(but of course he of all people - a consummate achiever - is probably laughing his head off up there as he hears her speak of “meeting her professional goals...”)
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posted on
03/31/2011 6:58:52 AM PDT
by
golux
To: Mozilla
In a few years she can run for President.
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posted on
03/31/2011 6:59:01 AM PDT
by
rightwingintelligentsia
(Forcing one person to pay for the irresponsibility of another is NOT social justice.)
To: null and void
Was it a plaster of Paris mold? LOL!
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posted on
03/31/2011 6:59:24 AM PDT
by
MamaTexan
(I am a Person as created by the Law of Nature, not a person as created by the laws of Man)
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