Listen, after BO/BS' landslide re-election in 2012, you will still have to spend some merely token time in a re-education camp, but with a willing spirit, as you have demonstrated here, and my recommendation, it should be minimal, 36-48 months max! You might even become a counselor!
I'll have the Mitigation Certificate sent to you as soon as we figure out what name our POTUS is using. Wouldn't be a bad idea to testify about your new beliefs to others. BO/BS loves enthusiasm!
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Ouch.. that hurts in the place where my soul used to be.