OK. Good. Sounds like a plan.
I am sending you, via a uniformed representative of the US Government (mailman), 16 bars of vacuum sealed Hershey’s Special Dark Chocolate.
I elect to retain, for leisurely consumption, 1 bar of Chirardelli Intense Dark Twilight Delight, 72% Cacao.
In the meantime, I will hustle my a$$ down to the nearest Walmart and invest heavily in their remaining stock, before they have an opportunity to adjust their prices accordingly...