“Hey good news for Col. Lakin. He’ll soon have Col. Hollister for a bunk-mate.”
GOOD NEWS! OBAMBI, BEING THE COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF OF THE U.S. ARMED FORCES, WILL NOT LET ONE OF HIS SUBORDINATES GO TO PRISON. SO, HE HAS PROMISED TO RELEASE ALL HIS RECORDS TO SAVE THIS SOLDIER FROM IMPRISONMENT.
AND IN A RELATED STORY, PIGS JUST FLEW OUT OF MY A$$!
Watch out for the brown or yellow ones they stink!!!=Pigs