Oh, oh but, but he was supposed to be our greatest President ever! What happened???!!!!/sarc
Dreams Of My Father (with an introduction by author bill ayers)
The only known copy still in existence of The Audacity of Hope
A print of the fake COLB (with attached note by Katie Couric explaining why "African" is a race.)
A photo of Chris Matthew's tingling leg, and a few assorted papers of lesser importance.
It will all fit inside a drawer within a janitor's closet somewhere in Kenya.