good one~!
Memo To
The Speaker of the House
The Honorable John Boehner.
Dear John, Get off your tanned ass, put down the cocktail, and subpoena some of BO/BS records. You'll have plenty of time when you shut down the government.
BTW, instead of osculating the Kenyan's hindquarters 24/7, try following the expressed wishes of your constituents.
Yours Sincerely,
Kenny Bunk
PS
While you're out in Georgetown tonight with the girlfriend, buy Olympia and Susie a drink on me, and ask them, as Republicans to join you in a subpoena for BO/BS' records. Wouldn't it be swell to know what his legal name is? Don't forget to kick my scoundrel rep Michaud in the ass for me, too.
Now fellows, instead of waxin' knowledgeable about the wonders of the emulsion process and Photoshop with each other, spend the bandwidth contactin' your Congressmen and wimmin. Yeah, yeah, it's important to establish that this foto is a fake. What's that, the 14,267th piece of bullshiite this Mombasa MF has dished out? BFD. We hired some people last election. They ain't workin' out. Get on them; not me and not each other.
BBTW, of course the Magic Marxist Mombasa MF is wearing a wedding ring in the picture. He was goin' steady with three guys from POCKeestahn, and engaged to one. Also BFD.