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This is a rewrite of an oldy but goody that I authored more than a decade ago. I could not find the original.
1 posted on 03/28/2011 8:50:37 AM PDT by Lazamataz
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I’d love it if it got in front of Glen Beck somehow. :) He read the Travis letter this morning, and it reminded me of this piece I had done once.


2 posted on 03/28/2011 8:51:58 AM PDT by Lazamataz (The Democrat Party is Communist. The Republican Party is Socialist. The Tea Party is Capitalist.)
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Beeves are cattle.


3 posted on 03/28/2011 8:58:23 AM PDT by humblegunner (Blogger Overlord)
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5 posted on 03/28/2011 9:03:23 AM PDT by SouthTexas (Tea time!)
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Brilliant! ... as usual.


6 posted on 03/28/2011 9:03:51 AM PDT by MHGinTN (Some, believing they can't be deceived, it's nigh impossible to convince them when they're deceived.)
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“Press ‘1’ for english....thank you! All lines are currently busy; please stay on the line for the next available operator...”


10 posted on 03/28/2011 9:11:53 AM PDT by randog (Tap into America!)
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Further, the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms has instructed us to inform you that possession of an unregistered cannon without a Tax Stamp violates the 1934 National Firearms Act, and makes you a Federal felon.

1934? I see the BATF grandfathered that rule to 1836 make it effective.

12 posted on 03/28/2011 9:18:25 AM PDT by Sarajevo (You're jealous because the voices only talk to me.)
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What did Davy Crockett ask Jim Bowie the day the Mexicans stormed the Alamo?

"Jim, we pouring concrete today?"

15 posted on 03/28/2011 9:40:10 AM PDT by central_va (I won't be reconstructed, and I do not give a damn.)
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Michael Berry on AM 740 Houston read this letter on the air recently, and noted that:

In 1836 Col. Travis was 26 years old and the commandant of the defenders of the Alamo

In 2011, in Obama’s America, Col. Travis would still be on his parents medical insurance.


16 posted on 03/28/2011 9:40:35 AM PDT by ThirdMate
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Gonna tag that one up on my Facebook when I get home...


25 posted on 03/28/2011 11:19:12 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (explosive bolts, ten thousand volts at a million miles an hour)
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I’ll come back to this when I have time.


27 posted on 03/28/2011 2:40:58 PM PDT by WinOne4TheGipper ("I think Pravda has mor e sense and logic the our pretend journalists. " A Birther)
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You are instructed to demilitarize the cannon by cutting the reciever in two,



LMAO.
29 posted on 03/28/2011 5:12:36 PM PDT by WinOne4TheGipper ("I think Pravda has mor e sense and logic the our pretend journalists. " A Birther)
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BTTT


32 posted on 07/16/2011 6:40:06 AM PDT by Lazamataz (If you pet a tiny goose, you will feel a little down.)
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