very creative, I LIKE!! If it was my daughter this would be a start, or something in the middle. A long night for the cockroach.
Actually, I like the idea of stripping him from the waist down and tying him to a tree in June. Thats the time of year up here where the gnats and black flies and deer flies really swarm.
We’d leave him there and hold a beer party to listen to the screems as all those nasty little critters have their way. By morning, he’d be dead, I would bet on that.