[Gene Eric]

I’ve got $2 with Chase. If those #ers put my $2 at risk, they’re gonna’ pay.

[crazydad]

I have 8k in my savings. I would consider that grand theft and shoot the fockers.

[catnipman]

“I’ve got $2 with Chase. If those #ers put my $2 at risk, they’re gonna’ pay.”

I think you’re ok. I already got your $2 when I cashed a check at Chase yesterday: they gave me a two dollar bill, those bastards. I pawned the bill off on my State Farm agent when I paid my insurance. He’ll deposit that two dollar bill, and then it’ll get pawned off on the next sucker.