[humblegunner]

Dear Chris,

I will happily sell you Eaker’s IP address, shoe size,
DL number, birth certificate, savings account number,
IRA password, porn site access codes, emails to Charlie Sheen,
dental records, misdemeanor conviction records and pizza delivery log.

Send me some money and you own the lot.

True story.

[Tijeras_Slim]

You forgot compromising photos with Ron Paul.

[Eaker]

Not the porn site access codes!