No hair off my a$$.
Hey Kracker (as Rev. Wright would say):
If there is enough radiation, you will not only not have any hair on your ass, but you will have no ass (and no balls, or “great balls of fire”), you will glow in the dark, and you will be able to light cigarettes with your fingertips (ala “Firestarter” in X-Men).
As the old Christmas song, updated, would go:
“Let it glow, let it glow, let it glow”
I just saw “Die Hard 2” for the second time this week. Catchy tune.