Aaarrrghhh.......Was that necessary? I’m declaring an Internet law that all Helen Thomas photos must have the face pixelated.
Beauty is just skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.
Yeah, right. Obama will put it on his to-do list, right after he gets back from the clubhouse.
Though Helen forgot to set her watch forward for daylight savings time, she’s always in the dark. Obama is probably her worst disappointment.
No, no, no, no, no...
That’s just not right (or fair)...
Geeeezusss!!!!! Ahwwwwwww! MY EYES!!!!!
CAN’T SEE!!!!
TEARS, BLOOD!!!! COUGH, COUGH, COUGH!!!!
BLECH!!!
OMG!!!
SOMEONE KICKED ME IN THE FAMILY JEWELS!!!
MAKE IT STOP!! MAKE IT STOP!!!
GASP, GASP, GASP!!!
THUD!