[Lazamataz]

Rep. Jackie Speier, California Democrat, will introduce a bill that would require schools to report incidents of bullying against children diagnosed with conditions like Down syndrome and Aspergers to the federal government. It would also mandate that any federal dollars that promote anti-bullying programs focus partially on that group.

Hey! I know what we can do! We can cripple a child forever by branding him or her a Federal Felon before they mature and develop a sense of decorum!!!1!!!

WHILE WE ARE AT IT, WE CAN USE THIS LAW TO ARREST REPUBLICANS AND TEA PARTY MEMBERS FOR BULLYING, ALL WHILE OUR DEMOCRAT ALLIES ARE CRACKIN' HEADS, THREATENING DEATH ON EMAILS AND VOICEMAILS, AND DESTROYING STATE CAPITOLS!!!!!11!!

WE CAN ARREST THEM FOR WHAT WE ARE DOING!!!11!!!AAAGHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHH

Claire Wolfe is way late.

[backwoods-engineer]

Claire Wolfe is way late.

Indeed. I think the awkwardness is past us.