[Junior_G]

I think if I were the leader of one of our allies, I might consider sending a note to the White House, informing them that all ties are broken and that we were no longer allies. That would lead to better treatment from this Administration.

I would love to see that from the U.K. or Israel, though seeing the Obamas snubbed from William's royal wedding is nice.

[RockinRight]

Dear Mr. (p)Resident:

Due to your continued political flipping off of Israel, and, with it, the entire Jewish community worldwide, also, your incessant worship of Islamofascism across the world and tendency to politically fellate the enemies of Israel, the West, and the United States itself, and last, but not least, and your overall complete and utter douchiness, we hereby break all ties with the United States of America as allies. This break will remain in effect until January 20, 2013 unless otherwise noted.

Sincerely,

Benjamin Netanyahu