Dear Mrs. Gale,
I'm sorry your son managed to injure himself by falling on the floor in such an awkward position. I'm sure it wouldn't have happened, if you had taught him better manners.
I'm sorry, too, that you feel victimized by the video of his accident going viral. When his friends turned on the camera, they didn't intend to humiliate him in front of the world.
Let me also say that I am glad to hear you taught him to walk away from a fight, and that I'm glad that he managed to do so.
Sincerely,
CaseyP.S. Tell Limpy he owes me his lunch money tomorrow.
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