"Yo, Abby! Kingman, wassup dog! Man u messin' wif my golf game dude. Could you lighten up a little on the home bro's yo, so's I can focus on my game more and stop havin' to do so much of this presidentin' stuff, u read? Now chill man. Oh and peace be upon you and all dat MoMo stuff, k? Later."
Nicely done!
Good. LOL