Zatoichi?
I think what we have here is a failure to communicate.
Ichi is #1, where all the fires and explosions and radiation and all that hangs out.
Ni is #2, and they got it handled.
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Why wouldn’t they ever leave that poor Zatoichi guy alone? Someone always had to mess with him. He was just a poor, blind masseuse who liked a little saki now and then.