[Bernard Marx]

It’s all supposed to end next year anyway!/s

That'll depend on whether Obummer is reelected.

[Twinkie]

The Mayans ran out of space on their rock calendar wheel. Kumukwazantil (the chief stone carver) thought it would be a good practical joke on us, so he just stopped with 2012, then laughingly joked, “Ha! That’ll sure make them antsy in 2011!”