Democrat Wants to Ban Candles

Fox News ^ | 3/15/2011 | By Todd Starnes

[Lazamataz]

Is there any problem Government CANNOT solve?

Democrats are GENIUSES! They can solve ALL problems with just ONE MORE LAW!

[MNGal]

So, have they solved all of the other pressing problems already so they now have time to move on to the issue of air fresheners and candles. Great.

[theDentist]

Seriously? No candles? No air fresheners? One of his meaner constituents needs to talk with this guy face to face.

[bgill]

Yeah, their overspending of my tax dollar.

[Lazamataz]

You aren’t getting it. There is a PROBLEM with candles. It’s AWFUL out there. WE NEED THIS LAW!!!!11!!

[C210N]

This is not a big deal... there will be an improved candle made available, to replace the bad old one. The new improved candle will be available in different sizes, in esthetic curved spiral designs. Only a trace amount of mercury per candle.

[Lazamataz]

Liberals are f***ing assholes.

Period.

[Da Coyote]

There is no level below which a liberal cannot sink.

[albie]

Iran, Schmiran. Deficit, Schmecifit. GLADE IS KILLING US ALL!

[rockinqsranch]

..........but, but, but what about those of us with “Democrat sensitivities”?

[Lazamataz]

Dude, I tell ya what, I am gettin' so pissed, I am almost salivating at the thought of getting all up-close and CIVIL with liberals.

If you catch my drift.

[theDentist]

Laz, I think that’s the medical term to describe them.
I was sure you’d come up with something more... ‘inventive’.

[paulycy]

That would be a dark day indeed.

[Lazamataz]

Penetratively-Challenged Fecal Elimination Devices?

[MrsEmmaPeel]

Why can’t government do something useful like repeal the law of gravity?

[digger48]

if they want to accomodate people with “chemical sensitivities”, then they’d better start banning old women who’ve lost their sense of smell and pretty much bathe in their eau-de-colognie-barfalonie-perfumie.

They can sometimes be just a wretch-inducing as the crazy cat ladies when they wanders the grocery store aisles.

[silverleaf]

what about people with “sensitivities” to flatulence methane and BO?

[jagusafr]

Especially peanut-scented candles! They all need to be labeled that they were made in a factory where somebody ate peanuts once! AAAAAAUUUGHGGHH!!!

Call me callous, I’m just really tired of the tyranny of the microscopic minority.

Colonel, USAFR

[MNGal]

I don’t doubt that this may be an issue for a group of people with allergies, sensitivities, etc. My point was, however, that there are many more important issues that affect the larger population that have not been dealt with yet. Just my opinion.

[Lazamataz]

They are probably going to try! I'm sure they are annoyed that photons travel around at C, they probably want to set strict speed limits on light.

You know, I almost think we need to collapse the system and reset all the laws to ZERO. This time, when we rebuild, we have a strict restriction on lawmaking. These people are addicts and they are out of control.