Poor congressman. Perhaps he was having a convulsive fit. The way to stop that is to kick him in his muslim butt very hard.
This is what is done to convulsive camels.
Another way is to take two bricks, placing them carefully on each side of his scrotum. Bring the brings very hard and very rapidly together. Voila! I was asked if this method was painful and I replied only when you forget to remove your thumbs.
When does Mr. Pearl tstify???