” I mean, if I went around sayin I was an empereror just
because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me theyd
put me away!”
Funniest. Line. Ever.
Thank God for Monty Python and the Holy Grail. When I need a laugh, it never fails!
The funniest thing to me, that I never noticed until many years after I had seen it for the first time, was the scene where Sir Bedevere is helping the crowd determine if the woman is a witch or not. In the scene, he keeps lifting his face guard, and it never occurred to me that it was because the bars on it went right over each eye!
Here he is, the most learned of them all, and he has a face guard he can't see past!