I reject your false statements!
OwlGorezilla has told us the debate is over and humans are to blame. Well, at least Bush is to blame....but I digress.
No, this is clearly Cheney's work. Bush doesn't have the connections with the Devil that Cheney has - Bush is too dumb to do this, Cheney is evil enough to do this - even to the United States.
...a possible front page, below the fold, NY Times article on Monday! Perhaps even an Editorial.