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To: Kartographer

I watched the 1998 American remake of Godzilla the other day.

After I saw it, and the critter was done for, I started wondering what you’d do with a couple of thousand tons of irradiated lizard meat lying in the middle of the street. How do you go about cleaning that up? What would you do with it- saw it up and truck it to New Jersey somewhere?


26 posted on 03/13/2011 8:01:57 AM PDT by Riley (The Fourth Estate is the Fifth Column.)
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To: Riley

Order lots of barbeque sauce.

(you never heard of road kill?)


29 posted on 03/13/2011 8:06:00 AM PDT by Stosh
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To: Riley

You would have a big Cajun-style barbecue right there in the street.


48 posted on 03/13/2011 8:30:19 AM PDT by ponygirl
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To: Riley

Send it to China.

China will slice it up, relabel it as chicken.

And send it back.


75 posted on 03/13/2011 9:30:36 AM PDT by null and void (We are now in day 781 of our national holiday from reality. - tic. tic. tic. It's almost 3 AM)
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To: Riley

Cement boots and water?


76 posted on 03/13/2011 9:30:45 AM PDT by Tammy8 (~Secure the border and deport all illegals- do it now! ~ Support our Troops!~)
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To: Riley
After I saw it, and the critter was done for, I started wondering what you’d do with a couple of thousand tons of irradiated lizard meat lying in the middle of the street. How do you go about cleaning that up?


99 posted on 03/13/2011 10:48:48 AM PDT by COBOL2Java (Obama is the least qualified guy in whatever room he walks into.)
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To: Riley
I started wondering what you’d do with a couple of thousand tons of irradiated lizard meat lying in the middle of the street. How do you go about cleaning that up?

You tell liberals that conservatives have been stockpiling it for retirement. They'll swoop in like vultures to redistribute it.

129 posted on 03/13/2011 1:27:45 PM PDT by BuckeyeTexan ("Use the law. Obey the law. Respect the law. Fight for the law.")
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