I still think the best approach to surviving the next two years would be to offer him some ceremonial position - for want of a better term we might call it “king” - that has all the perks of the Presidency, but none of the responsibilities.
He’d still have a big ‘ole house, lots of servants, all the Kobe beef and argula he can eat, a lavish party budget, unlimited tee times, his own court for shooting hoops, even a special seal he could stick on a podium whenever he’d deign to speak to us. But he wouldn’t have to deal with any problems - we’d have a real president for that.
(Of course, someone would have to tactfully explain to him with the lack of responsiblity he’d have to give up all executive power, which I expect wouldn’t go over too well - but still, with the prospect of all of that free time on the links, who knows?)
Bill Clinton was a fine president compared to Soetoro and that's saying something.