To all individuals of Caucasian descent:
How can you be so racially insensitive as to score higher than people of color?
Don't you know that the racially sensitive thing to do would be to answer several questions incorrectly to lower your score?
That is why from this day forward, any Caucasian scoring over a 90% on the exam will be automatically disqualified for demonstrating racial insensitivity, a quality we will not tolerate in the civil service.
Do you have the Federal Notice Numerical Identifier for that? I’ve seen it before, probably in the newspaper.