You are a troll.
Trolling is the act of purposefully antagonizing other people on the internet, generally on message boards. When done in a moderated internet community, this can result in banning.
“Trolling is the act of purposefully antagonizing other people on the internet, “
Apparently my very existence antagonizes you. That’s something I cannot help you with. I would recommend sticking to the subject matter of the thread as an antidote to this, rather than trying increasingly futile ways of insulting me.