This guy is a real card. I was going to say that he was going to name Sarah Palin as the one to nominate on Morning Cokehead but then I remembered this fine piece (OS) from this dude.
http://www.nationalreview.com/articles/227836/i-still-hate-you-sarah-palin/david-kahane
More signs of decay at NR since Buckley died.
This guy penned Rules For Radical Conservatives, which, once you get past the over-the-top style, is actually pretty good.