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Dressed in dark blue sweat shirts and sweat pants, the suspected pirates were brought to federal court in downtown Norfolk in shackles.

Ross Taylor|Virginian Pilot

[stboz]

Think maybe the guy with mask is contagious? Gonomonosyphoclap?

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In Norfolk, officials announce indictments in pirate attack

[Exeter]

And when these jackals are found guilty, find the nearest yardarm and make an example for the other thieves to learn from...

[La Lydia]

These are probably the best living conditions they’ve ever had in their miserable, thieving lives, with the best food and the best clothing, TV, etc. Why do we bother? Why not just sink their boats and be done with it. Why does everything bad end the world end up costing the US taxpayers a small fortune?

[Dr. Sheldon Cooper]

If we weren’t temporarily trapped in this burning madhouse, the headline would read “Arabian Sea piracy suspects appear at bottom of Arabian Sea”.

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[4Runner]

So these Muslim terrorists will be tried and sentenced in a U.S. criminal court. Then incarcerated in a U.S. facility. Where they can proselytize to Western criminals and convert them all into Muslims who have found Islam, the religion of peace. Nice work, DOJ! Turn every fatal terrorist strike upon Americans in any part of the world into a domestic law enforcement matter. And then, don’t forget to grant the defendants three squares, constitutional rights, and a criminal defense lawyer to represent them. All at taxpayers’ expense. Are the Somalians finished laughing at us yet?

[coloradan]

What gun law are they charged with violating? Are we enforcing gun control laws across the Seven Seas now?

[4buttons]

Try ‘em in King Neptune’s Court... down below.