“The blackboard in Ian’s Pizza lists all the many countries in Europe, Asia, Africa and the Americas whose people ordered pizza for the students and workers who took part in the occupation.”
So perhaps the students and workers should try to get their financial support from African nations or maybe South and Central America. Or better yet, maybe they can seek for asylum there.
“Donations are coming in from all 50 U.S. states.”
Well, good. Then maybe they will have the means to pay for the damages they have caused.
I wonder if exlax and epicac are available as toppings? I would buy a couple pizzas for them.