They can pry my Crunchberries from my cold, dead hand.
Raise your hand if you were one of those who would handpick all of the crunchberries out of the box, and leave the poor sap afterwards with just the regular Captain Crunch.
Seriously! I ate half a box on Saturday after going for several months without. I will boycott General Mills forever if the get rid of Crunchberries or Peanut Butter Crunch!
“And before you laugh that comment off, how many of you buy tampons for your lady?
There are some things an old man just won’t do!”
Aww come on. Are you afraid the cashier is gonna have trouble and have to cry out for a price check on that item? LOL