And the problem with that is?
All the more reason for the perp to select the suggested alternative #2. Heck, I might have even taken the shepherds outside just to see how fast the perp could streak.
“And the problem with that is...”
No problem at all. I have a big, male GSD and I think he would aim for the tushy if a bad guy was running away. We’re not talking “love bites” either.