His Royal Highness, the: Prince of Pork, Duke of Dewers, Baron of Au Bar, Lord of Lies, Count of Chappaquiddick, Co-Inventor of the Waitress Sandwich, Master of Mooch, Captain of the SS Oldsmobile, etc., etc., etc.
I prefer to look at the bright side. Word is that Ed Lardo's fat a$$ was buried near an ant den, the casket leaked, and he is finally doing some good.