http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlq0lYB3iSM
Van Halen - Jump!
That would be the best prank - ever! Van Halen blasting from speakers mounted in a truck bed and spray painted bullseye targets on bed sheets staked out below the idiots.
Solution for high education costs?
Get rid of 75% of the course offerings at state universities. If the coursework isn’t in a professional track - eliminate it. No more ‘Lesbian Studies’. No more ‘Marxist Poetry’. No more ‘Earth Magic and Indigenous Peoples’. No more BA for psychology, sociology, uselessology, etc. Oh, and by the way, can 50% of the college staff (fire everybody with surnames A-N or O-Z) and support and get rid of tenure.
It’d be a start . . .