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To: tet68

I doubt an engineering degree is needed to stick a schlong on a sawzall... :-)


64 posted on 03/02/2011 1:42:16 PM PST by Axenolith (Government blows, and that which governs least, blows least...)
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To: Axenolith

“I doubt an engineering degree is needed to stick a schlong on a sawzall... :-)”

Sure you do. You need a BS degree in Sexual engineering with a minor in pole dancing. The minor pays for the job you couldn’t get in your major.


66 posted on 03/02/2011 1:48:29 PM PST by Stormdog (A rifle transforms one from subject to Citizen)
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To: Axenolith

I don’t know. Awhile back a homemade rig sent a gal to the hospital. Seems they just stuck the blade into the thing, and the saw blade sawed right through it and then into the gal.

OUCH!


68 posted on 03/02/2011 1:49:31 PM PST by 21twelve ( You can go from boom to bust, from dreams to a bowl of dust ... another lost generation.)
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To: Axenolith

You might be wrong upi might need an engineering degree. A few years back some rocket scientist hooked up a dildo on a sawzall for his girlfriend. Except he made a small mistake ,he mounted it over an actual saw blade. It had a very bad ending.


72 posted on 03/02/2011 2:08:43 PM PST by linn37 ( "The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other peoples money.)
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To: Axenolith

Ahhhh, but keeping it there.....


73 posted on 03/02/2011 2:15:07 PM PST by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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