And those horrid teeth, especially the bottom ones. I forget what my (conservative) dentist called her bite. But especially someone as wealthy as MO is, should buy some Invisalign or something.
Jackie Kennedy also had a knack for choosing clothes that photographed well. She tended to stick with solid colors and minimal accessories, unlike Michelle with her fussy prints, boob belts, gaudy jewelry, and overdone accessories. It also helped that Jackie had a good figure and was naturally photogenic, also unlike Michelle. Michelle gets it right once in once in while, mainly when she keeps it simple.