I am the Earl of a magnificent kingdom in Nigeria. I have an investment opportunity of a lifetime for you. We have discovered a process which can cheaply turn grass, leaves, and wood products into diesel. You need do very little to participate in a business which will have you wealthy beyond your lifetime. Just forward me your routing number and bank account number. We will do the rest and all your life's concerns will bother you no more.
Peace with treasure to you -
The Earl of Obamastan, Nigeria