Never left. Hid out in some embassy. Our imPOTUS got him off the hook. The SOB wanted to be President for Life and is backed by the Venezuelans and of course our old friend, Fidel. Zelaya is on surveillance video boosting over $1 Million in cash from the Honduran Treasury. He is however, a Natural Born Citizen of Honduras, where their constitution is followed rather more scrupulously than in this country.
I don't think that I could personally whack the commieratbastard friend of our imPOTUS, but I might be persuaded to drive the getaway horse.