Hellman’s is okay. Miracle Whip is not. We are having a war in this family on the subject. I told my children that if they want Miracle Whip like some kind of liberal person from Wisconsin, then fine—they can go to the grocery store and buy it themselves with their own money, but I am not shelling out for that garbage.
I like a person who stands up for what they believe in. Brava! Stand strong.