Oh, man! I FORGOT that catchy little ditty! Our version was a little gentler, but I like yours better. In ours, the second line was: "Hit her in the bean with a rotten tangerine ... His truth is marching on."
Looks like I'm not alone in escaping justice and avoiding a juvenile criminal rap sheet for my militaristic doodlings in the classroom.
Managed to avoid John Q Law until a couple years ago when I got my only speeding ticket after 45 years of driving, on an empty 4 lane highway at 10:00 AM literally two minutes from my office. Haven't found it in me to donate to the Florida Sheriff's fund since. Maybe next year, maybe not.