Beam me to Planet Gore !
Posted on 02/21/2011 11:51:27 AM PST by Mark Landsbaum
One of the most endearing traits of the global warming alarmists (yeah, that’s sarcasm) is that they find all causes and all effects are global warming.
If it gets hotter, colder, drier, wetter, you know the story: it’s global warming at fault and more global warming as a result.
It’s delightful when even their preferred scientific sources turn on them. Here’s a tid bit from the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Agency (emphasis ours):...
(Excerpt) Read more at orangepunch.ocregister.com ...
I have yet to succeed at boiling water on my stove and creating a snowstorm coming from my range hood.
Around here we call it “February”.
Global Warming is responsible for every ice age the Earth has ever endured. Heck, it’s common knowledge.
You’re missing a big tank of CO2 to open up with all that water vapor up there.
A slightly altered poem:
One thin September soon
A floating continent disappears from being overtaxed by Cap N’ Trade,
In midnight sun (or moon, depending on which is a more profitable scam)
Vapors rise as
Fever settles on an acid sea (or cools because of the heat/or on an alkaline sea, if that makes my hoax sound better….either way)
Neptune’s bones dissolve (or strength because of the dissolving)
Snow glides from the mountain (or completely cover the mountain due to lack of snow)
Ice fathers floods for a season (or possibly do not melt at all)
A hard rain comes quickly (or a complete drought)
Then dirt is parched (parched to the point of becoming a swamp)
Kindling is placed in the forest by a man who cannot obtain fossil fuels to heat his home
Because some idiot banned them that believed the AGW lie
Unknown creatures (Democrats)
Take their leave, unmourned (Nov 2010 and again in 2012)
Horsemen ready their stirrups (because cars have been outlawed)
Passion seeks heroes and friends because the consensus “scientist” have dwindled to about 20
The bell of the city
On the hill is rung
The shepherd cries because he can’t make any more money from his carbon credit profiteering, the sheeple are onto him
The hour of choosing has arrived (Truth or Al Gore’s Climate Change lies)
Here are your tools (Al Gore self-depricates)
A slightly altered poem:
One thin September soon
A floating continent disappears from being overtaxed by Cap N’ Trade,
In midnight sun (or moon, depending on which is a more profitable scam)
Vapors rise as
Fever settles on an acid sea (or cools because of the heat/or on an alkaline sea, if that makes my hoax sound better….either way)
Neptune’s bones dissolve (or strength because of the dissolving)
Snow glides from the mountain (or completely cover the mountain due to lack of snow)
Ice fathers floods for a season (or possibly do not melt at all)
A hard rain comes quickly (or a complete drought)
Then dirt is parched (parched to the point of becoming a swamp)
Kindling is placed in the forest by a man who cannot obtain fossil fuels to heat his home
Because some idiot banned them that believed the AGW lie
Unknown creatures (Democrats)
Take their leave, unmourned (Nov 2010 and again in 2012)
Horsemen ready their stirrups (because cars have been outlawed)
Passion seeks heroes and friends because the consensus “scientist” have dwindled to about 20
The bell of the city
On the hill is rung
The shepherd cries because he can’t make any more money from his carbon credit profiteering, the sheeple are onto him
The hour of choosing has arrived (Truth or Al Gore’s Climate Change lies)
Here are your tools (Al Gore self-depricates)
Dry ice should work well too.
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