I will start with the first one and you should be able to finish the rest...
"The clean water for the coffee you claim some liberal is responsible for is so laden with chemicals like chlorine and fluoride (add worse) people must either filter the water in their homes or buy bottled water or risk their health. Further the reason the water systems are so broken down and poorly run is due to liberals in our government spending money like a drunken sailors and allowing government water utility workers to unionize and gouge the taxpayers for higher and higher pay and benefits while the water gets worse and worse!"
I’m in the same basic dilemna as the poster -
The woman I’ve been seeing - and have some serious feelings for - is a PROGRESSIVE LIBERAL.
UGH.
I love everything else about her, but our politics are oil and water.