He wakes at 4:00 a.m. Monday morning, another 80-hour work-week looms and he wonders what a vacation is.
He fills a pot with water and boils it for 10 minutes before making his coffee because liberals diverted infrastructure funds to pet projects. E-coli warnings have been issued again.
He watches his wife take her daily medication and hopes it’s effective. There’s a promising alternative in the works but liberals value animals more than people so the process takes longer. He hopes she’s still here the same time next year.
He prepares his increasingly-expensive morning breakfast. Cereal again today. He can’t afford bacon and eggs because of inflation. Liberals have decided to monetize our debt, that corn belongs in our gas tanks, not in our stomachs and they’ve cut off the water supply to some of California’s once-fertile farmlands, rendering them barren.
He takes his morning shower, reaching for his shampoo. Made in China because liberals have driven manufacturing jobs overseas through over- regulation and taxation. He’s not really sure what he’s putting on his body or what it contains.
He dresses, walks outside and takes a deep breath. The air is crisp, cold and the smell of smoke fills the air. Liberals have blocked efforts to build new power plants so the grid is severely overloaded. Rolling blackouts are the norm and people warm themselves by their fireplaces on days like today.
He begins his work day, hoping his business can survive another month. There is no unemployment check waiting for him if it fails and dozens of families are counting on him to succeed.
At noontime he drives to the bank to make his ever-dwindling deposit. The bank’s unscrupulous practices have been rewarded with his tax dollars. Its executives made generous contributions to unscrupulous politicians. It’s too big to fail but he isn’t.
He runs the numbers through his head again. If his calculations are correct and his family goes without a paycheck this week, he has enough to meet payroll, cover taxes, insurance and all of his other operating expenses.
On his way back to work to make his tax payments he flips on the radio to learn that, despite receiving massive bailouts, Fannie and Freddie are still in big trouble. Foreclosures continue unabated. And student loans are a looming disaster. A liberal calls in to say that he’s greedy and needs to sacrifice more.
He drives home from work past the dairy farm he grew up on. When his father died they couldn’t afford the taxes so they sold it off. He hears that the new owner is struggling.
Liberals are saying that milk spills need to be treated like oil spills and cow farts are killing the planet. The new owner says one more regulation or tax will likely drive him under. But liberals are prepared to blame rising dairy prices on corporate greed.
He finally arrives home in his SUV which was vandalized by a liberal sometime during the day. Liberals say he doesn’t need an SUV and that has no right to drive such a big car because it, too, is killing the planet. Or maybe it was the Gadsden Flag or Choose Life stickers that made a liberal mad. But he’s happy to see his family.
Before heading off to bed he checks his email where he finds a letter sent to him by a friend. In it, he learns that his liberal friend has reserved a special name for bad men like him—The Teabagger.
“He runs the numbers through his head again. If his calculations are correct and his family goes without a paycheck this week, he has enough to meet payroll, cover taxes, insurance and all of his other operating expenses.”
Amen! Been there and done that! You have to own a business to appreciate that statement.
103, that was a brilliant chain-smash! Even better than my effort, and I smash any type of chain letter, and get a particular pleasure at debunking those from liberals since they are always ridiculing the non-left for every far-right chain email that comes along.