You sir are refusing to acknowledge the problem - common among the unions but not among the voters...
First off, you don't want any competition. Then you want a government subsidy. Then you want us to go beat up on someone else you think might be getting better service than you ~ none of which you pay for.
The Post Office in this country is financed through USER FEES, the very essence of the sort of thing Ronaldus Magnus proposed. And it's time for you to get cracking emptying your pockets ~ I want my money, and make it snappy.