Sample math questions including the positive gay role models:
If Sarah has five apples, and her friendly, smart, athletic lesbian lover has four apples, how many apples does this happy couple have?
If Jack’s doctor said he would need five shots of antibiotics to cure him of the gonorrhea he caught from handsome cub scout leader Bill, and Jack has only had 3 shots, how many more shots does Jack need?
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