[org.whodat]

Using a droid,,,, bet you don’t know how to turn one on.

[dangus]

I don't know how to break this to you, but it wasn't just your grammar and spelling that had people guessing you were drunk.

But congratulations on learning how to turn on a droid. You must be proud you've learned how to turn something on.(Nah, that's just snarky.) FWIW, I can program the apps that RUN on the droid.