If they think this is bad, just wait until Michelle gets through “revising” the menu and they get to enjoy tofu, celery sticks, and dehydrated carrots!
-PJ
Geez...not that being stuck inside a cramped tube with a hundred other people for months on end is stressful enough...
“CARROTS! YOU WILL ALL EAT CARROTS...AND TOFU. WITH CELERY. THERE WILL BE NO BACON. NO BUG JUICE DUE TO THE SUGAR AND THE DYES. NO MILK BECAUSE OF THE HORMONES. ACTUALLY...WATER IS ALL YOU WILL BE ALLOWED. THAT IS ALL.”
Then, I can visualize the mass of enlisted people, surging towards the Captain’s quarters, butter-knives crossways in their mouths and blood in their eyes...:)